A Wahhabi I Knew

بِسۡمِ ٱللهِ ٱلرَّحۡمَـٰنِ ٱلرَّحِيمِ

When it comes to the Wahhabi sect, the only thing they deserve is to be mocked.  There is no group within Islam as self-righteous, as intolerant, as oppressive as they are.  They deserve no respect.

There was once a Wahhabi I knew,
Who loved a sip of the brew.
Even though alcohol is haram,
But he was scum,
So he pretended that he was a Jew.

There was once a Wahhabi I knew,
Whose ankles had started to turn blue.
His pants were so high,
Even though winter was nigh.
But he claimed it was sunnah with much do?

There was once a Wahhabi I knew,
Who beard could accommodate a zoo.
But he was a bit of a jerk,
Going around shouting “Shirk!”
And “Bid’ah!” and “Haram!” and “Kufr!” too.


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