A Wahhabi I Knew

بِسۡمِ ٱللهِ ٱلرَّحۡمَـٰنِ ٱلرَّحِيمِ 

When it comes to the Wahhabi sect, the only thing they deserve is to be mocked.  There is no group within Islam as self-righteous, as intolerant, as oppressive as they are.  They deserve no respect. 

There was once a Wahhabi I knew,

Who loved a sip of the brew.

Even though alcohol is haram,

But he was scum,

So he pretended that he was a Jew. 

There was once a Wahhabi I knew,

Whose ankles had started to turn blue.

His pants were so high,

Even though winter was nigh.

But he claimed it was sunnah with much do? 

There was once a Wahhabi I knew,

Who beard could accommodate a zoo.

But he was a bit of a jerk,

Going around shouting “Shirk!”

And “Bid’ah!” and “Haram!” and “Kufr!” too.


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